Bigfoot Talks to Obama about Global WarmingBy Sandra C.
On Tuesday morning Bigfoot met with President Obama. His agenda was to talk about global warming. Bigfoot told obama that global warming doesn’t exist! Bigfoot said that what people don’t realize is that the world has a cycle that it has to go through, and this is just part of the cycle. Obama just laughed this off. He didn’t believe it. He thinks global warming does exist and that we are causing it.
Then Bigfoot tried to get Obama to believe him by telling him that his great grandfather Yeti (me-the/abominable snowman) claims that this has happened before. Yeti knows this because he is very old . He has seen what has happened to this world, and knows how the world goes through its' cycle.
Bigfoot also wants people to know that all these Go Green policies are ineffective if not followed through: he is tired of seeing people litter his backyard, as well as state and national parks with recyclable materials that people will not pay to recycle, such as plastic bags, lithium batteries, mercury filled fluorescent light bulbs, and such. Bigfoot left the meeting with Obama very frustrated.
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