PROJECT 5 HOAX by Melissa A.

PROJECT 5 - COMPOSITE IMAGE HOAX by Anna D.

ALMOST A LOCAL CELEBRITY

By Anna D.

The Grygla Times uncovered the shocking news that local Corner Pond resident Anna Stripealot was almost a Hollywood star!

Anna told us that a few years ago she grew tired of hanging with the Walleye, Northern and Smelt everyday and just playing keep away from Grandpa’s line and knew that there was something more for her out there; something exciting.

So Anna fought her way through streams, rivers and lakes to reach the thriving fishbowl of Hollywood in the hopes of making it bigger than Jaws. Right away she found a part that she just knew was made for her, the part of a young clown fish called Nemo.

Anna went and auditioned for the famous director Carl Codsup. She sang, she danced, and she laughed, cried and did everything that was asked of her. She was in fine fishy form and as she swam off to rest and await the results she was confident that she was the next big fish star, she knew she would be Nemo.

The next day Anna received a phone call that rattled her to the gills, she was not given the role of Nemo. The director loved her and thought she had great talent, but alas there was just one thing that caused her not to get the part. The director said that she was a great clown fish, but she had guppy lips and you have to be 100% clown for this role.

So Anna swam back to Grygla knowing that her dreams of stardom were out of reach. But thankfully for Grygla Anna didn’t become Nemo because we wouldn’t know what to do without our Anna, the best fish our fairs’ kissing booth has ever had. She raises more money than even Sally Starkist. Who wouldn’t want to kiss those guppy lips!!

PROJECT 5 - COMPOSITE IMAGE HOAX by Sandra C.

Bigfoot Talks to Obama about Global Warming
By Sandra C.

On Tuesday morning Bigfoot met with President Obama. His agenda was to talk about global warming. Bigfoot told obama that global warming doesn’t exist! Bigfoot said that what people don’t realize is that the world has a cycle that it has to go through, and this is just part of the cycle. Obama just laughed this off. He didn’t believe it. He thinks global warming does exist and that we are causing it.

Then Bigfoot tried to get Obama to believe him by telling him that his great grandfather Yeti (me-the/abominable snowman) claims that this has happened before. Yeti knows this because he is very old . He has seen what has happened to this world, and knows how the world goes through its' cycle.

Bigfoot also wants people to know that all these Go Green policies are ineffective if not followed through: he is tired of seeing people litter his backyard, as well as state and national parks with recyclable materials that people will not pay to recycle, such as plastic bags, lithium batteries, mercury filled fluorescent light bulbs, and such. Bigfoot left the meeting with Obama very frustrated.

PROJECT 5 - COMPOSITE IMAGE HOAX By Marin Y.

ISLAND SURFING

Marin is coming in from the biggest wave ever taken in the history of surfing. She just set a new world record! Yamry surfed from one Hawaiian island to the other and did it in record time. Look at her go!

PROJECT 5 - COMPOSITE IMAGE HOAX - Danielle T.

By Danielle T.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, lived the T's, Lyn, Danni, Josh and their pets Dixie, Big Girl and Buddy. When the time was right, the T's were called to defend the country from the evil dark Jedi, Darth Norvina. Along with thousands of other Jedi’s the T's fought with their brave faces until the end.